☀️ HELLO, MORTALS! IT’S ME… THE SUN. And I’m callin’ you out to dance in my glow at the Longest Day—a race from sunrise to sunset on the trails of The Preserve at Lakewood. 🌅🏃♂️🌄 I’ll rise above the horizon at 6:30AM sharp, and from then until I take my …
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☀️ HELLO, MORTALS! IT’S ME… THE SUN.
And I’m callin’ you out to dance in my glow at the Longest Day—a race from sunrise to sunset on the trails of The Preserve at Lakewood. 🌅🏃♂️🌄 I’ll rise above the horizon at 6:30AM sharp, and from then until I take my fiery bow around 10PM, you’ll be racing against me… and against time. ⏳🔥
Every 2-mile lap is your chance to shine. But beware—each lap gets one minute SHORTER to complete. My light fades, the clock ticks, and your legs better keep moving! Only the strongest will last ’til twilight… maybe one winner… or none at all. 😈🌞
🏞️ Welcome to My Playground:
The trails of The Preserve at Lakewood—120 acres of forest, rolling grass paths, and wildlife galore. While you’re out chasing glory, don’t be surprised if a white-tailed deer or curious box turtle cheers you on. 🦌🐢🌳
You’ll loop past red cedars and maple trees, glide by singing mockingbirds and blue jays, and maybe catch a glimpse of a fox sneaking off to find shade. This is nature’s race course, and I light every inch of it.
🎯 Here’s the Deal:
🕕 Start: 6:30AM sharp—don’t be late, I wait for no one.
🔁 Format: 2-mile loop. First lap = 45 minutes to finish. Each lap after = 1 minute less to complete.
💀 Fall behind? Ring the cowbell of defeat and surrender your bib.
🏆 Lap 31: If you make it this far, first across the line wins the whole solar shebang.
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