Blister in the Sun Marathon

A Stupid Hot Hilly Little Run in the Park.

The RD says, “I guarantee suck ass conditions and a fun time.” What more do you want?

No shirts – but some sort of memorable clothing to cover your lower bits. You may obtain a “medal”. If you finish. Just 5 loops of a rolling 5.26 mile course.

There is also a cap of 150 participants for the race. You will get tired of the same 149 faces suffering as you go through your five loops. Statistics also say that out of every 151 runners, one dies in Cane Creek School Parking lot every August 3.

Yes. The rock moves.

SUNday race, a hot time, fluids on the course (maybe), roughly 10% shaded course, a start/finish line you will pass by 10 times (hopefully). Enough of the great promises. We will be doing bibs again. Food will follow the race. I must say that the race is held 100% on city property, so alcohol consumption is illegal. Pay no attention to the man in pictures with the bottle. He must have picked that up from the roadside.